Alpha Male is born

Today we discussed a real story for "Alpha Male." Of course it's a story about a guy, a nice guy, trying to find himself. He struggles with the alpha male role, deciding he needs to be more of one. That might be how the story starts:

"I've been told that I have nothing but contempt for women. You want to know why, is that right? Ok. Let me count the ways..." Things to include in the story: women don't know what they want, and other stuff I already forgot.

Alpha male is born!